VOICETEST (get it because shE'S THE VOICE I'M FUNNY)

[methanosarcina]

[ Wherever you were, you were probably doing something fun and exciting that wasn't being draped on by a strangely tall, incredibly pale, incredibly long haired woman. But now, you are. Isn't it funny how that works.


...Is her hair moving? ]


Oh dear! Oh my! Oh wow! What are you, what are you? Could you be...a human? Or something even more ♥terrifying♥?

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[methanosarcina]

Oh! No, no, you don't have to tell me. I know you. I know you! You're a dragon, aren't you?

เ l ๏ ש є ๔ г ค ﻮ ๏ ภ ร.

[collectionday]

[That's a weird voice, I am filled with trepidation.]

That is correct.

[methanosarcina]

[ but don't some of your best friends have weird voices ]

We should be friends. Shouldn't we be friends?

[collectionday]

[SNAP'S VOICE IS PRETTY NORMAL.]

I am unsure.

[methanosarcina]

Oh, we're sorry. I should rephrase: we're friends now. Hello, new friend!

[collectionday]

Is that a demand.

[methanosarcina]

Oh! No! No no no no! I would never make demands! That would be 'rude'.

[collectionday]

What, then?

[methanosarcina]

We're friends. That's all there is to it.

[collectionday]

So it's just a fact.

[methanosarcina]

I'm glad you understand! So, tell us about yourself, new friend dragon.

[collectionday]

My name is Galaxia, The Consumer of Time and Space.

[That's about all there is to me, really.]

[methanosarcina]

A lofty name for a dragon. Well, it's more something a human would call something they don't understand.

[collectionday]

I picked this.

[I USED TO BE A CARP DON'T JUDGE.]

[methanosarcina]

Hmmmmm...

What a thoroughly uncute dragon. Don't you think your people are already doing badly enough? Well, I guess they've survived us once, but humans have a better record than that. Actually, now that I think about it, just how great do you even think you are? Disgusting.

[collectionday]

....

...

[My M is throbbing.]

Come again.

[methanosarcina]

I can show you what a consumption of time and space truly looks like. ๔๏ א๏ย ฬคภt t๏ รєє؟

[collectionday]

Nnn.

No?

[methanosarcina]

Oh. Alright.

[collectionday]

I am worried for the.

Area.

[methanosarcina]

Strangely considerate for a dragon.

[collectionday]

We're not destructive sociopaths.

[methanosarcina]

Ah! A joke! A very good one! I approve!

[ laughs and laughs and laughs and laughs and laughs and laughs aND LAUGHS AND LAUGHS AND LAUGHS AND LAUGHS AND LAUGHS AND LAUGHS AND LAUGHS AND LAUGHS AND LAUGHS AND lคยﻮђร คภ๔ lคยﻮђร คภ๔ lคยﻮђร คภ๔ lคยﻮђร คภ๔ ]

[collectionday]

..We aren't.

[methanosarcina]

The joke is old now, isn't it?