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[methanosarcina]

[ Wherever you were, you were probably doing something fun and exciting that wasn't being draped on by a strangely tall, incredibly pale, incredibly long haired woman. But now, you are. Isn't it funny how that works.


...Is her hair moving? ]


Oh dear! Oh my! Oh wow! What are you, what are you? Could you be...a human? Or something even more ♥terrifying♥?

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[collectionday]

I'm [garbage] not a human.

[methanosarcina]

Oh! No, no, you don't have to tell me. I know you. I know you! You're a dragon, aren't you?

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[collectionday]

[That's a weird voice, I am filled with trepidation.]

That is correct.

[methanosarcina]

[ but don't some of your best friends have weird voices ]

We should be friends. Shouldn't we be friends?

[collectionday]

[SNAP'S VOICE IS PRETTY NORMAL.]

I am unsure.

[constellationprize]

[ definitely the latter. whatever they are, they're wearing the human body like it's a mask or a hat - like an accessory, or an outfit. it's not their actual body.

they're half-asleep with their eyes half-lidded and being draped on does not bother them whatsoever. in fact all they do is drone out, blearily, ]

Hmm? We'd take offense to such a claim, that we could inspire any fear. What do we appear to be?

[methanosarcina]

Hmmmm...actually, it's strange, but I don't know! Let me just think for a bit, won't you? You will, right?

[ spoilers: it doesn't actually matter if they will or not, because she just starts having a conversation with herself, anyway. in...something that could probably be considered language, yeah. ]

Oh! Oh! Oh! We've decided! You're something like me, aren't you?

[stepfordsmiler]

... ... ... ... ...

My, my. That's certainly a way to say hello, isn't it? You don't seem like a human yourself, either.

[methanosarcina]

Well! We considered saying I am! But then, that would be lying. And lying is 'wrong', now isn't it.

[stepfordsmiler]

When it comes to someone like you, you define what's right and wrong, don't you? But that's right; here in human society, lying is "wrong".

[methanosarcina]

Defining what's right and wrong! Do you know what those words mean? Hm. No...well, okay. We can say we tried, can't we? We can!

[ nodding sagely ]

I tried, but I don't even know what right or wrong is. Those are very human concepts!

[multichromatia]

[ everything is a waste of time as far as she's concerned. up to and including this interaction, but she turns to take her in a hug anyway.

she doesn't feel like a whole being, just a fragment, but she's definitely not a person. a fragment's enough. ]

I wonder? Shouldn't I be asking you the same question?

[methanosarcina]

[ ...!

just gonna sniff this cool new friend, don't worry ]

Well, no. Because we're obviously not! I'm not very good at hiding it, so I don't bother trying.

[maidtoorder]

[ have fun situating yourself around 30+ feet of snaketail ]

I-I, um, I'm not human, miss. A-And I don't think I'm terrifying, either!

[ she definitely doesn't feel human, more... semi-godly? and snake-y. ]

[methanosarcina]

[ she's had to deal with worse, really ]

Hm...you look like a dragon. Oh, but she's not a dragon? No, you're right. Yeah. She can't be, dragons have legs. And they feel different. Right. Don't you think she feels sort of like one of them? The outsiders, right? Hmmmmm.

...Well! I have to confess, we're stumped! What are you, not-human not-dragon?

[maidtoorder]

I am a lamia!

[ she half bows on reflex before realizing it's kinda pointless to bow to someone who is draping on you. ]

May I ask what you are...?

[methanosarcina]

A human, just like not-you.

[steelmyself]

Hmmm. Does it matter?

[methanosarcina]

Hmmm...well, I asked.

[steelmyself]

I'm a heroic spirit.

[methanosarcina]

You feel like...what's the word? Ah, we've forgotten again, haven't we? Those things humans have. Right? Yes. ...Emotions? But those aren't unique to humans...ah, right!

I remember now! Magic!

[holdyourpeace]

I'm definitely a human!

[no she definitely isn't, she's literally made of magic]

[methanosarcina]

You definitely smell like human. It's not really human, though, is it? Well, it's the thing that makes them strong. Right? Yes, that's correct. What was that called? Their emotions, but everything that crawls on us has those. Oh, right. So...

...Ah! We've decided. You're human byproduct.

[holdyourpeace]

Hmm, I do suppose that would be a rather accurate description. Not of what I am, necessarily, but certainly of who I am.

But delving into such issues of identity is hardly the polite thing to do when we haven't even been introduced, is it? Do you happen to have a name?

[methanosarcina]

I don't have one. They called me the great dying, but now I think it's the voice of the planet? Well, I only really paid attention very recently, so both of those are just what I've been told. There are also many others they have called us, too!