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[methanosarcina]

[ Wherever you were, you were probably doing something fun and exciting that wasn't being draped on by a strangely tall, incredibly pale, incredibly long haired woman. But now, you are. Isn't it funny how that works.


...Is her hair moving? ]


Oh dear! Oh my! Oh wow! What are you, what are you? Could you be...a human? Or something even more ♥terrifying♥?

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[maidtoorder]

[ have fun situating yourself around 30+ feet of snaketail ]

I-I, um, I'm not human, miss. A-And I don't think I'm terrifying, either!

[ she definitely doesn't feel human, more... semi-godly? and snake-y. ]

[methanosarcina]

[ she's had to deal with worse, really ]

Hm...you look like a dragon. Oh, but she's not a dragon? No, you're right. Yeah. She can't be, dragons have legs. And they feel different. Right. Don't you think she feels sort of like one of them? The outsiders, right? Hmmmmm.

...Well! I have to confess, we're stumped! What are you, not-human not-dragon?

[maidtoorder]

I am a lamia!

[ she half bows on reflex before realizing it's kinda pointless to bow to someone who is draping on you. ]

May I ask what you are...?

[methanosarcina]

A human, just like not-you.